To whom it may concern

[captain_kite]

I don't care how hungry you are or how lazy you are that you can't pack your own lunch. You do NOT take mine. I hope you choke on it.

I don't know who you are. I don't know where you are. But I will find out eventually. I will find out and I will find you. And I will take great pleasure in killing you slowly.

I will kill you because you are a moron for stealing lunch from not just one, but two very dedicated police officers.

You have been warned.