To whom it may concern

[captain_kite]

I don't care how hungry you are or how lazy you are that you can't pack your own lunch. You do NOT take mine. I hope you choke on it.

I don't know who you are. I don't know where you are. But I will find out eventually. I will find out and I will find you. And I will take great pleasure in killing you slowly.

I will kill you because you are a moron for stealing lunch from not just one, but two very dedicated police officers.

You have been warned.

Comments

[kobanemperor.livejournal.com]

Mine was taken as well. Of all places for thievery to happen, in a police station is just shameful...

[captain-kite.livejournal.com]

I believe you have a very good word for it, Genichirou. I would use it, but I prefer mine. Death Wish.

They will rue the day they ever thought to sink so low.

[kobanemperor.livejournal.com]

See you in the dojo? I have some steam I need to blow off.

[captain-kite.livejournal.com]

I'll be there.

[tennis-no-ko.livejournal.com]

...the irony kills me XD Did you find who it was? Or it might not even have been a person. There are police dogs around, right?

[captain-kite.livejournal.com]

I fail to find it funny. And not yet. But I will. If not today, then soon. I have a plan. I will be discussing it with Genichirou, since his lunch was taken as well.

[tennis-no-ko.livejournal.com]

Well, it was your lunch taken. But from an outsider's perspective, it's rather amusing that something was stolen at the police station, I assure you.

Traps are good, if your plan doesn't work out. I find traps work a lot better than guilt-tripping or threats.

[kobanemperor.livejournal.com]

Who's to say the plan isn't a trap?

[tennis-no-ko.livejournal.com]

Well if it is, then good for you :D

[captain-kite.livejournal.com]

You know me too well. I think you'll like this, Genichirou. I'll let you in on it after we get this frustration out.

[captain-kite.livejournal.com]

Such things happen everywhere. It is rather angering that an officer of the law would do such a thing.

I think this will work and will help me find the thief, all in one go.

[haratetsu.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a very serious matter. The devious thief stealing precious nutrients from members of the top police force of Japan. I'm sure it's gonna become one of the majr cases in our contry's history. You have to be strong guys and catch that sinful trespassor.

[captain-kite.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you find the humor in this. I'm sure, under other circumstances, I would as well. However, I'll be certain to send a picture of the criminal in question once they've been caught.

[haratetsu.livejournal.com]

Aww, don't tell me that monogamy made you lose your good humour. Such a shame~

You know, when you're hungry enough to be grumpy, I could arrange food rations to be sent to you, enough keep you guys and whatever other poor soul that can't even afford a sandwich, fed. That way everyone will be happy and no one gets depenisized decapitated.

So, any suspects yet?

[captain-kite.livejournal.com]

We can't blame monogamy on that. We can blame that he got the last of my Chinsuko. Those are really hard to come by up here.

I'm not going to waste away. It's the principle of the thing. A police officer shouldn't steal things. Plus, those were my special cookies.

I'll let you know when I know anything