To whom it may concern

[captain_kite]

I don't care how hungry you are or how lazy you are that you can't pack your own lunch. You do NOT take mine. I hope you choke on it.

I don't know who you are. I don't know where you are. But I will find out eventually. I will find out and I will find you. And I will take great pleasure in killing you slowly.

I will kill you because you are a moron for stealing lunch from not just one, but two very dedicated police officers.

You have been warned.

Comments

[captain-kite.livejournal.com]

We can't blame monogamy on that. We can blame that he got the last of my Chinsuko. Those are really hard to come by up here.

I'm not going to waste away. It's the principle of the thing. A police officer shouldn't steal things. Plus, those were my special cookies.

I'll let you know when I know anything